mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mynamekyle:

masterpieceinchaos:

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party

sj blogger girls irl on snl

(via theofficialariel)

hi:

add me on snapchat for random dumb ‘my story’ things @ jaketwotwo

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

(via pizza)

dampsandwich:

its garbage day???

i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)

(via wilclcat)

imaginedsc:

I’m finally feeling better and wanted to thank everyone for their embarrassing stories they made me feel 470107457929x better. Celebratory selfie.

imaginedsc:

Omg it’s just so weird reading other people’s Sam imagines because my name is Sam so it’s like 

"I love you, Y/n." "I love you too Sam."

But I read it as

"I love you, Sam." "I love you too Sam."

And it gets me every time.

twinhkie:

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

need this pencil in my life

twinhkie:

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

need this pencil in my life

(via thetiimehascome)

Reblog for a Disney-style drawing of you!

theofficialariel:

Almost done! Still need to do the sleeves though. 

(i’m not wearing stockings dont even)