tonymyturtle:

faeires:

faeires:

the weather today is probably the most beautiful weather ever probably

I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS IT HASNT EVEN BEEN 6 HOURS EEEE

where the fuck do you live

(via spoken-not-written)

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

(via spoken-not-written)

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

(via spoken-not-written)

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

cactous:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

(via hi)

magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

(via spoken-not-written)

“If flowers can
teach themselves

how to bloom after
winter passes,
so can you.”
Noor ShirazieSpringtime (via unlively)

(via cacophemism)

thephilionandthedanosaur:


feliidaesabers:

amazingcloverisnotonfire:

gifyoutube:

I accidentally made a looping gif
how do i stop watching it????????

cue hipsters reblogging…

Bastards taller than his wardrobe..

how the fuck is he that tall
like did he sacrifice something to the devil’s cats
or did he just stretch himself 
how

thephilionandthedanosaur:

feliidaesabers:

amazingcloverisnotonfire:

gifyoutube:

I accidentally made a looping gif

how do i stop watching it????????

cue hipsters reblogging…

Bastards taller than his wardrobe..

how the fuck is he that tall

like did he sacrifice something to the devil’s cats

or did he just stretch himself 

how

(via spoken-not-written)

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

(via spoken-not-written)

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

image

oh yes

image

her date did too

image

That is actually kind of awesome. 

(via spoken-not-written)

crimson-winter:

wo-nderland:

this never gets old

SANDRA BULLOCK IS MY QUEEN

(via spoken-not-written)